Cute & Funny Pet Shaming Photos
Pets may be cherished members of the family, but that doesn’t mean they’re exempt from getting into trouble! In fact, these furry friends always seem to find a way of misbehaving. No matter how pet-proofed you think your house may be, they always figure out how to sneak into the treat bag or destroy the living room. Once you catch them in the act there’s only so much you can do, and that’s why pet owners have taken to the internet to expose their pet’s naughty behavior! The curtains might be ripped up, but at least everyone can get a laugh out of it.
These adorable trouble-makers are sure to put a smile on your face!
They Know How To Assert Dominance
Animals in the wild have a very interesting set of instincts. They seem to possess the ability to push aside fear, lock eyes with other animals, and stare them down. All of that’s going on while they’re marking territory with the confidence of the most egotistical leaders in history. There’s just something that’s got to be respected about not breaking eye contact.
They Know How To Assert Dominance
Even when our beloved pets do it while destroying something we love, we’re still impressed. Are we upset? Absolutely. However, you gotta admire Snowball’s gumption and confidence in doing that and still knowing you’ll feed them a few minutes later. They may not get catnip out of this, but they’re still living the good life.
We’re Always Duped By The Ones We Love
Pizza is one of those universal delights that everyone seems to love. There’s a pie that fits nearly everyone’s taste! Whether you’re a vegan, cheese-lover, or want fifty different types of veggies, there’s a pizza for you. Even our dogs get their own cheesy delights. Sure, it’s whatever you were planning to eat, but it’s theirs now and you gotta accept it.
We’re Always Duped By The Ones We Love
It’s never great to feed pups table scraps. Does it count as a scrap if they wharf down the whole meal? Either way, it’s not great, but it’s pretty clever on their part. Give the pup this pie (but perhaps not another one). Unless a romantic date at the vet is your idea of fun…
Those Cheese Farts Are Terrible
Who keeps giving their dogs cheese? There’s only so much thievery going on before we start thinking y’all are aiding and abetting. As delicious as cheese is, pups and pooches just don’t handle it well. We’re also pretty sure they’re somewhat lactose intolerant. We’re not vets, but the gas after they eat mozzarella says it’s a pretty good guess.
Those Cheese Farts Are Terrible
No matter how big and adorable those puppy eyes are, they don’t make up for a butt blockage. Maybe this is a great time for someone to invent pet-friendly dairy snacks? Nobody take it, we’re already running to the patent office. Can someone just give us some directions first?
‘Tis The Season For Glitter!
The holidays are here! Well, they were when this picture was taken. However, if it happened in the South then maybe not. We’re not here to argue about when decorations come out or go up. What we are here to do is discuss what to do when a pet eats your ornaments. So, what do you do? We really want to know. Obviously, call the vet. After that? We dunno, perhaps get ready for the most festive walks EVER?!
‘Tis The Season For Glitter!
Picking up after your pet is a responsibility that doesn’t always smell the sweetest. At least in this case things look a little more sparkly instead of sticky! Don’t let it happen year-round. Glitter and ornaments aren’t exactly stocked in the pet food section, you know.
Who Doesn’t Love A Ride?
Even after hundreds of years of domestication, we still expect dogs to retain some sort of instincts from the wild. It’s not uncommon for even the cuddliest of four-legged friends to double as a guard dog. There’s just something about having some security that makes some families feel safer. That doesn’t mean all dogs make the best family protectors.
Who Doesn’t Love A Ride?
Some of them are just far too social for their own good. There are even pups who prefer to party with strangers who aren’t from their pack! As soon as a car door opens they think it’s time for a ride. It doesn’t even have to be a car from their own family!
Ruby Really Revels in Ruining Rooms
Ruby is precious and doing what ferrets do best: claiming what they think is theirs. That’s actually where the term “to ferret something out” comes from! These cousins to the weasel make great and interesting pets. They’re also super-duper smart. To keep their interests piqued, some carpet sharks decide to invest in new toys.
Ruby Really Revels in Ruining Rooms
But this time the stuff their owners’ love was enough for them! It’s not uncommon for ferrets to hide away socks, car keys, or even attempt to steal whole watermelons. These thieving bandits are also great at stealing our hearts and never giving them back. Ready for a secret? We’re totally cool with it. Just look at how cute she is!
The Air Freshener Is Very Chic
There are millions of animals in the world. Most of them speak their own unique language. Since Dr. Doolittle isn’t real, we have to rely on body language to know when an animal is fed up with us. Does the same apply when a dog meets up with an unfamiliar friend? Humans have gotten pretty okay at recognizing when a skunk wants to be left alone.
The Air Freshener Is Very Chic
Maybe our pets could take a lesson and be a bit warier. At least they don’t seem to mind once they’re sprayed. That cloud of funk only seems to bother everyone else in the vicinity. It’s a good thing tomato juice doesn’t permanently stain fur (right?).
Alexa Didn’t Stand A Chance
Thanks to the advent of AI we’ve gotten a lot more comfortable just barking out commands to robots in our house. Alexa and all of her friends end up helping us in very unexpected ways. We can order stuff, change music, even control the lighting with just our voices. That’s pretty cool! Okay, it’s cool for people.
Alexa Didn’t Stand A Chance
Our pets may not be fans of the disembodied voices changing their surroundings all the time. Sometimes, when their annoyance isn’t coming across, they take matters into their own paws. There’s only room in the house for one favorite friend, and Fluffy is making sure you know who the correct choice is.
They Try So Hard To Be Considerate
It’s no surprise that our pets want to help us. At least some of them do. Others just want to cover up their mistakes. However, thanks to a lack of thumbs, they’re not exactly the most dextrous. We’ve all tracked some toilet paper on our shoes. These things happen. This kitten took things a few steps further and went a squishier route.
They Try So Hard To Be Considerate
While it’s cute that they tried to clean up, using a rug isn’t the most clever choice. Eventually, it’ll have to unroll, and that’s not a treat anyone wants to come across. At least they could look a little guilty about it.
They’re Just Trying To Help!
You’ve heard the theory that cats see us as hairless giants that can’t fend for themselves, right? They don’t really register us as humans. If anything, we’re just very bad at being big cats. Whenever our pets bring us treats, it’s really them trying to help us stay alive. It’s sweet and a bit degrading at the same time. If we can’t go out and hunt then they’ll do it for us.
They’re Just Trying To Help!
That also means that whenever they bring back something special just you better take it. If not, then they’ll make sure you enjoy it, regardless of whether you’re awake or not. Waking up to a dead mouse isn’t fun. However, to this cat, it probably sounds like a dream come true!
Homicidal Turtle
Turtles are interesting pets. They don’t have any common forms of showing love like snuggling or purring, but people enjoy keeping them as pets nonetheless. But I’ve never heard of any evil turtles, until now. This turtle isn’t committing crimes like stealing food or tearing up passports. No, this is one seriously twisted reptile. This turtle has actually been consuming his friends!
Homicidal Turtle
Who exactly were his friends, anyway? Fellow turtles? Hamsters? CATS???? I thought turtles were supposed to be herbivores, but apparently, this one is fully carnivorous. His thirst for meat is so intense that he has taken to cannibalizing his friends. Someone better stop him before he sets his sights on his owner!
Alarming Gender Reveal
I don’t know much about the anatomy of turtles, but I can imagine that it’s difficult to tell whether one is male or female. Unfortunately, our next owner found out the hard way…
Alarming Gender Reveal
Talk about an alarming gender reveal! I mean, what if his (her) name was previously Lucy? Do they have to change it now, or is he just going to be Lucy. Either way no judgment!
Bachelor Tank
Why only cats, dogs, or chickens? Fish deserve shaming too! Fish are not very expressive, unlike other animals, but that leads to a wide range of interpretations of their actions. This fish was not making friends amongst his tankmates, so he bullied them out of their shared living space. His landlord left an angry note on his door, placing the blame entirely on him.
Bachelor Tank
Now his owner is going to have to deal with cleaning TWO tanks! They might think that making this fish live alone is a punishment, but he’s probably quite pleased to have all that space to himself. That crowded tank just became the coolest underwater bachelor pad. All it’s missing are empty beer cans and pizza boxes.
Not All Lizards Are The Geico Lizard
You might think bearing a striking resemblance to a celebrity is like winning the lottery, but that’s not always the case! Ever since the insurance company Geico came out with a gecko as their mascot, every single four legged reptiles on the planet has been mistaken for “that lizard in the insurance commercials”. And apparently, some of these scaly boys are taking the blame for the mascot’s actions!
Not All Lizards Are The Geico Lizard
This lizard has been framed for the mistakes of the Geico gecko. Based on the confused expression on his face he doesn’t even know what insurance is, let alone how to sell it! It’s obvious that this lizard is actually a financial analyst, not an insurance broker. This lizard stereotyping has got to end!
Chanel no. 9
This pooch should have her name changed because she doesn’t resemble anything close to a luxury brand, although she definitely has a signature scent. Though the stench she gives off is likely nothing similar to Chanel no. 5.I think this pup is really just trying to get out of wearing this embarrassing shirt, and if she eats enough hotdogs it may not fit her and she won’t have to wear it anymore.
Chanel no. 9
Or maybe she just wants some alone time, her “clear the room gas” is giving her some personal space. Either way, Chanel appears to be a smart dog who knows how to get what she wants out of life. We should all be more like Chanel (except for the gassy part!).
Not-So-Smelly Mutt
Let me start off by saying, this is not a real dog. He is merely an impostor, stuck in the body of a dog. Why am I so sure? Because there isn’t a pooch on Earth whose breath smells that good. In all seriousness, it’s possible that this pup was tired of having his stinky teeth brushed, and decided to get fresh breath a quicker way instead.
Not-So-Smelly Mutt
His owners may have to go out and buy a new bar of soap, but at least their furry friend’s breath won’t smell so bad anymore! I mean, which would you prefer; dog breath or eucalyptus? I’m pretty sure everyone can agree the latter is more bearable.
Surprise Sneeze Attack!
Dogs always seem to find the right moment to do the absolute worst thing. How do they always manage that accurate timing? It must be some kind of extrasensory perception, but only for dogs. I thought a dog licking you on the lips was a bit icky, but having your dog sneeze directly into your open mouth? There are few things more disgusting than that.
Surprise Sneeze Attack!
The crazed look of joy on this dog’s face tells us that he loves what he does. Perhaps this is actually some kind of alien species, and this is their way of showing affection. He definitely looks like he could’ve come from another planet!
Naked And Free
This beautiful Golden Retriever has always been a free spirit. She simply cannot be shackled down to things from the material world, and that includes the collar her mom and dad bought for her. To be fair, that collar looks particularly itchy, I think I would have chewed it off too. The only problem is that now she’s running around naked.
Naked And Free
Can animals even be naked? Aren’t they all sort of naked to begin with? Does the presence of a collar really make that much of a difference? I guess in the eyes of her owner she is no different than a person streaking nude through the city. Better get a new collar on her before her next walk.
Fish Are Friends, Not Food!
Here is another interesting sibling combination – a bunny rabbit and a fish. These two could not be more different. I’m sure this rabbit only had the best intentions, even though she unintentionally put her brother’s life in danger! Perhaps she wanted a chance to finally give him a hug, how sweet would that have been? Unfortunately, given what we know about animals, that probably wasn’t the case.
Fish Are Friends, Not Food!
Someone needs to teach this bunny that fish are friends, not food! Best to keep the fish tank out of reach from this furry mammal. Maybe consider adopting a pet she can play along with on her own turf. After all, it’s no fun being the only rabbit in the family!
Polar Dog
This guy looks way too excited to be experiencing any kind of negative emotion. I don’t think the shaming is really working in this particular scenario.. He loves the cold weather and seems to be enjoying himself. Though his owner probably does not enjoy having to stand outside in the freezing cold, waiting for her fur baby to tire himself out and stop running around.
Polar Dog
It probably makes a huge difference that he has that warm furry coat, an advantage that his owner most likely does not have. But isn’t that happy face worth all the suffering? I’d walk a mile through the icy snow just to see this pupper’s smile.
One Cat’s Trash Is Another Chicken’s Treasure
First off, I’ll just go ahead and say what we’re all thinking. Why does this person have a chicken as a pet?? My naive self is hoping that he is indeed a beloved member of the family, as opposed to somebody’s dinner! This chicken is taking advantage of nature’s bounty, and making the backyard his buffet (no matter what disgusting meals he might find there!). This must be one of those zero-waste pets, they refuse to let anything on the ground go unsniffed or uneaten.
One Cat’s Trash Is Another Chicken’s Treasure
Usually, I’ve seen dogs exhibit that kind of lack of taste discrimination, but I guess chickens can partake in the poop eating fun as well!
Nip It In The Butt
To “nip something in the bud” is to end it at an early stage. Since dogs don’t know how to read, it’s very likely that he simply misunderstood the saying and thought it was actually “nip it in the butt”. And he’s been doing this every day since, with his poor mom as his primary victim. She better start wearing some protective gear!
Nip It In The Butt
Or maybe his mom uses a particular scent of perfume that her dog finds irresistible. And in trying to grab a bite of what he thinks is a treat he ends up biting her butt. I think if she wants to save her rear end (literally) she’ll have to get her doggo trained.
Moooooove Into the Other Room Hooman!
Let’s admit it, sometimes we humans can be extra irritating when we’re on business calls. This dog’s owner probably talks too loud while on the phone, and as a result her dog has taken to mooing to get her to quiet down. I can only imagine what her coworkers must be thinking when they hear what sounds like a cow coming from her end.
Moooooove Into the Other Room Hooman!
“Are you calling us from the inside of a barn?” they probably ask. And with an exasperated sigh she’ll be forced to explain that, no, she’s not in her barn. Her dog just likes to moo like a cow whenever she’s making a business call. You’ve got to hand it to this doggo, he must be really good at impressions!
A Strange Form Of Sibling Retaliation
Sometimes having siblings isn’t all fun and games. These two brothers may look alike but that doesn’t mean they get along! By the looks of it, the one on the left is the bigger brother and he’s chosen to torment his little sibling in the form of pee. Not just once though, at least once a week. Can you imagine living with someone who inflicted such cruel and unusual punishments?
A Strange Form Of Sibling Retaliation
This weekly activity must not be too fun for the little guy on the right, he looks totally traumatized. He even has bags under his eyes like he hasn’t slept in days, the poor guy. I hope this big brother leaves him alone eventually!
Cat Burglar
When you have a naughty pet it’s probably best not to leave a lot of cash lying around. Now that I think of it, it’s probably never a good idea to leave $300 lying around, no matter how well behaved your pet is! This person could have easily gotten mugged or pickpocketed, but instead, they had to suffer the loss of their money by the paw of their beloved pet.
Cat Burglar
This cat burglar saw an opportunity for a job and she seized it! The owner may have shamed their cat on the internet, but little do they know that this feline perpetrator just spit out a hairball worth $300 and is on the next bus to Sin City.
A Salty Older Sibling
It’s always a challenge for little kids to accept new siblings into their family. One day all the attention is on them, and the next they have to share their spotlight with a baby brother or sister. In this case, this dog is beginning to feel pretty threatened over his standing as the cutest being in the house. He’s thinking that if he occupies the baby chair there will be no room for his family to bring a baby home!
A Salty Older Sibling
They’ll just have to put it back where it came from (not that a dog would know where that is!) His furry sibling is looking at this behavior with contempt, as if to say “come on bro, I’ll still be there to lick your butt for you”.
Caught Red Handed
When you find your dog’s face and paws covered in red you know he’s been up to some trouble. Just imagine how upset his owner was when she woke up to find her dog had gobbled up an entire tube of lipstick. I certainly hope it wasn’t Mac or Sephora, otherwise, she’s going to be REALLY upset! The $1 bills are less of a problem.
Caught Red Handed
That is unless she was planning to use them to buy some gum and a couple of candy bars. This little canine looks absolutely petrified at the prospect of punishment for his actions. I don’t think he’s ever going to pull a stunt like this again, especially since he’ll need to have a serious bath now.
Is This Really Bad Though?
There are a plethora of excuses one could attach to having a dog. The classic one we all know is “my dog ate my homework”, but have you ever heard “Sorry I’m late, my dog unplugged my alarm clock”? Maybe this pupper had good intentions. After witnessing his mom and dad not getting enough sleep each night he decided to help them out.
Is This Really Bad Though?
He probably doesn’t even know what he’s done wrong and is confused about why he’s being shamed for his good deed. This dog is simply looking out for his human’s wellbeing, and we can only thank him for it. Even if it meant dad couldn’t take the trash out on time and mom arrived late to work.
In-Flight Care Package
If you thought there wouldn’t be any more poop stories in this article then you were wrong. I mean where there are dogs there will always be poo. But at least this pup had good intentions, right? I mean, all he wanted to do was join his dad on his international travels. Maybe he’s one of those pets who gets too attached.
In-Flight Care Package
While I’m sure it came from a place of love, I doubt his dad was able to appreciate the gesture. He was probably disgusted by the fact that all his clothes and belongings smelled like dog poo. This makes me wonder how he only noticed it after two days, or how no one on the plane could smell it!
Special Agent Beau: Operation Groundhog
In a good year with a short winter, groundhogs love to come out and see the sun. This is supposed to signal the end of Winter. Special Agent Beau loves the winter, and she made it her mission to make it last forever by chasing the groundhog back into the ground where it belongs!
Special Agent Beau: Operation Groundhog
In fact, she was SO determined that after she had failed the first time he still tried again! Now that’s a dog who really loves the Winter. But Beau is no James Bond, so it’s not surprising that she got stuck and had to be dug out by the Sheriff. It was probably one of the weirder calls he had gotten that year.
Out One End And In The Other
Dogs have an extremely strong sense of smell, which is probably what attracts them to things with a very potent smell. Why that translates into them eating their own poo is something I will never understand. This dog must have thought it smelled pretty irresistible, but he ended up thoroughly regretting that decision. I’m sure whoever ended up having to clean up after him did, too.
Out One End And In The Other
It’s bad enough having to watch your dog scarf up their own poo, but then to see them regurgitate it later? That’s just too disgusting for me to even think about. It’s really no wonder his mom took this photo to shame him on the internet, she needed people to hear about her suffering!
Home For The Holidays
I’m not going to lie to you, when I saw this photo my jaw dropped! I think we are all familiar with what a major pain in the butt it can be to obtain and renew passports. You can only imagine the amount of irritation this dog’s owner went through after waiting six long weeks for their passport to arrive.
Home For The Holidays
Screams probably rang through the house when they found their passport nestled between their puppy’s sharp teeth. Tears of frustration were probably cried for hours. After enough time had passed for them to adequately mourn their loss, there was only one thing left to do. Take a photo and shame their very naughty dog on the internet.
Pampered Puppy Taste
Little Dottie here clearly enjoys the finer things in life, and if you ask me she has pretty expensive taste, even for a human! She will not settle for simple dog food or treats, she only wishes to consume the finest in modern technology. It’s a shame her mom and dad didn’t keep their tech locked up a bit more safely, maybe then they wouldn’t be in this predicament.
Pampered Puppy Taste
While this dog likely didn’t swallow the devices whole, she probably chewed them up past the point of no repair. Since her owners won’t be able to salvage their tech they will probably have to buy new ones. Maybe opt for something less expensive just in case!
Third Time’s A Charm?
When someone gives you a gift, it doesn’t mean they get to dictate what you can and can’t do with it. It’s up to you whether you want to keep it, return it, regift it, or tear it apart and then wear a stupid sign around your neck explaining what you’ve done to it. This dog does not look guilty at all, his face is saying “my bed, my choice. Fight me, bro”.
Third Time’s A Charm?
Hopefully, by the fourth bed, his owners will start accepting the fact that this dog does not want a doggy bed. He wants to sleep on the bed or the couch like the humans. He’ll tear up every doggy bed in the world if he has to!
When Life Gives You A Door…
This pigtailed pooled named Darcey much more than a just pretty face. She’s also an innovative engineer and an entrepreneur! When she saw that she didn’t have a doggy door she went out and made one for herself! Now, is it a more efficient way to make a doggy door? Nope, but the important thing is that she tried.
When Life Gives You A Door…
In fact, is this even a pet shaming photo? Maybe her mom and dad were so proud of her ambition that they wanted to praise her. But then again, she did tear a giant hole in their screen. Her owners better install a real dog door soon before she tears a hole in the replacement.
Revenge Of The Dogs
Dogs have feelings too, and when this dog saw a dog shaming calendar hanging on the fridge, he knew he had to take matters into his own hands. Imagine how he must have felt seeing his fellow canine brothers and sisters being shamed in public like that. I mean, they DID all do very naughty things, but they should have been forgiven, right?
Revenge Of The Dogs
He looked very pleased about standing up for what he believes in. I doubt his owners are going to repurchase the calendar, they probably know exactly what will end up happening to it. Looks like this dog accomplished exactly what he set out to do. He will be the only dog shamed in this household!
Up All Night To Get Lucky
This French Bulldog went out to the bar and had a little too much to drink and when he brought this puppy home, that’s when he realized she wasn’t moving! I’m guessing his owner hasn’t taken him to get snipped yet, and he’s still in the phase of trying to get frisky with every object in the house. He probably got excited when he found what he thought was another dog!
Up All Night To Get Lucky
It looks like he may have not yet figured out that this “dog” is really just a giant stuffed animal. I guess his owners are pretty amused by his behavior, otherwise, they might have stored this toy where he can’t find it. Until then this will be a very “lucky” stuffed dog!
Religious Fanatic
I never thought that animals have religious views, but apparently, they do by the looks of this photo. I’m just not sure if this dog’s actions indicate that he loves or rejects the Bible. Either he loves it so much that he wants to consume it, or he wants to get it out of the house sometime. This dog could have eaten any other book in the house but he chose the Bible, twice.
Religious Fanatic
He looks pretty guilty for it, too. Maybe he will start attending Church with the rest of the family as a way to atone for his sins. Maybe he’s started to realize that not ALL dogs go to heaven!
Retaliation In The Form Of Pee
Here is another case of sibling rivalry, but this type of retaliation is pretty unique. I think this brings a new meaning to the term “fighting dirty”. Just when you thought hair pulling and noogies were the worst things siblings could do to each other, here comes this cat with something completely out of left field. He’s obviously guilty, why else would he be hiding under the table like that?
Retaliation In The Form Of Pee
That poor little hamster is going to need hours in the bath to get the stench out! I think that even if you shaved all his fur off the smell would still remain. Be thankful you don’t have an older sibling as bad as this feline.
Sibling Retaliation
Some siblings are total opposites, to the point where you might start to wonder if they’re even from the same family! This might be the case when it comes to these two, but I’m not going to be the one to tell them they’re both adopted. These two have definitely been up to no good and know how to hit each other where it hurts.
Sibling Retaliation
There isn’t a doubt in my mind that they’re guilty of the acts they’re being accused of. The way they’re looking away from the camera in shame says it all! But if they’re going to continue living in the same household they better try to get along. Make (puppy) love, not war!
The Secret Handshake
Of all the secret handshakes I’ve seen, this one is definitely the strangest. I’d love to see this interaction, although I have a feeling it was probably one-sided. I can’t imagine a cat being down with a chest bump and a butt peck from a chicken. By the looks of it, this chicken realized that he may have made a slight miscalculation in terms of what’s socially acceptable and what’s not.
The Secret Handshake
He just wanted to be friends with his feline sibling! But as we know, cats are not the friendliest of creatures. Maybe next time he should try the handshake with a more friendly species instead, like a dog. I’m sure they’d be a lot more accepting.
A Fierce Protector
A mysterious entity crept into this dog’s house late at night, and he did what he had to do- defend his turf. He did not care what the price was or what was at stake, he threw on his superhero cape and protected his family. He may have saved the household, but he definitely did NOT save them any money.
A Fierce Protector
Part of a dog’s job requirements include eating all of the crumbs off the floor, so when he found out that someone was trying to take over his job, he didn’t stand for it. I hope we can all learn a lesson from this dog’s fierce determination to defend what he loves.
Toxic Dogsculinity
For those of you who don’t have a pet at home, you might not be aware that many dogs go to daycare! And just as in any daycare, the big ones are in charge and the little ones need to submit to their will. And this is one big doggo, so it’s no wonder he ended up being a bully to all the other dogs at the daycare.
Toxic Dogsculinity
But this daycare has a strict no-bullying policy, so this doggo was promptly expelled. He looks pretty sad about it, too, despite what’s written on the note. Maybe it’s his owners who are teaching him that some dogs are strong and some are weak. It’s not too late to come over to the light side, Hitch!
Dodger The Bandit
This dog named Dodger should be renamed bandit because he’s doing just that. He uses his personal doggie door to export Home Goods through the backyard and into his collection. Most collectors decide on an item or two to focus their collection on, whereas Dodger seems to be an aficionado of all sorts of objects. His owner has written that he has no remorse, but his body language seems to say otherwise.
Dodger The Bandit
I hope that Dodger and his owner can come to a compromise on what he is allowed to keep and what he’s not. But at the very least they should try and return the bra, those things are super expensive!
Park Prankster Pup
Sometimes our dogs get into a little too much mischief, and they know they can get away with it because they’re cute canines. Because there isn’t a human being on Earth who could pants someone in public without facing consequences. Dog parks are usually a great place to let your dog off the leash, but sometimes they go a little too far with their freedom.
Park Prankster Pup
Most dogs just want to run around and have fun. But not this pup! He wanted to straight-up pull some guy’s pants down. Can you imagine being that guy? He must’ve been totally humiliated to have all the people (and dogs) at the park see his tighty whities!
Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Curiosity killed the cat, and apparently, it also jailed the dog! This pup clearly went a little too far while exploring and ended up getting himself in a real jam. Instead of venturing into places unknown, he has wound up in a doggy jail of his own making. Perhaps he has learned his lesson and will be more cautious in the future.
Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Otherwise, he may end up getting himself into an even worse jam. I hope his owners didn’t have to break their deck down to get him out, but I also hope this dog wasn’t trapped in there for too long. He looks pretty unhappy to be living as a prisoner. We demand this innocent pupper be set free!
My Name Is Chubby Wubby
This dog might look a little bit chubby, and that’s because he’s constantly stealing his brother’s food! His brother must not be too bright to fall for this trick multiple times, but you’ve got to be a pretty selfish and sneaky sibling to pull something like this more than once. And the smile on his face just says that he’s not sorry, and he’d do it again if he got away with it!
My Name Is Chubby Wubby
He is truly a devious canine capable of pulling off clever schemes like this. His poor little brother is probably getting scrawny from missing dinner so many times. Hopefully, his parents made sure he got enough food after his supper was stolen.
Buddy Needs A Thunder Buddy
Don’t be fooled! This pitbull might look feisty and intimidating, but he’s nothing but a big softie. While many big dogs are fierce protectors of their home, this doggo runs and hides at the sound of thunder. Poor puppy! He ought to have a buddy during thunderstorms, someone to give him hugs and assure him that everything is going to be okay.
Buddy Needs A Thunder Buddy
Looks like he inadvertently made his entire family wait out the storm with him because he kept them up all night! I can understand why they would be so cranky. Someone in the family should really explain to him that storms are nothing to be afraid of, that is if they ever want to get a decent night’s sleep again!
Puppy Problems
Let’s start off with just the cutest thing you’ve seen all day- this adorable wrinkly pup. This adorable dog could probably do anything and I wouldn’t get mad. I don’t know what it is, but dogs have an affinity for human shoes, especially slippers. It could be that they feel left out that they can’t wear shoes. They’ll attempt to put on their owner’s footwear, and when it doesn’t fit they’ll decide to shred the offending shoe as revenge! Seems like a pretty logical solution.
Puppy Problems
I always thought that dogs have absolutely no concept of time, but this one seemed to plan his attack, exactly two hours before go time. Looks like mom’s gonna need a new pair of heels stat.
The Cat in The Cast
It looks like there’s a lot of love between these two siblings. But his Great Dane might want to find a better way of expressing his affection, especially since he’s about five times the size of his little brother! It’s all fun and games until someone breaks an arm, and that seems to be the case with what happened here.
The Cat in The Cast
This little tabby cat looks pretty miserable sitting there with the cone of shame around his neck. He does not like the cone of shame. Hopefully, his leg will heal quickly and it will be taken off. His older brother does look truly sorry, I hope their parents aren’t too hard on him after this innocent mishap.
Walking Receipt
Well, this is a guilty face if I ever did see one! This dog has a very selective choice of snacks and chooses only the most important belongings of his owner to munch on. His owner has outlined the exact prices of the things he ate and turned her dog into a walking receipt. At least she has outlined that the cost of shaming is totally worth what she has to pay for her missing objects.
Walking Receipt
If anything good came out of her dog’s expensive meal it was this hilarious photo. You can see on his face that he regrets everything, and wishes that he had kept the sunglasses to cover his guilty face.
All In A (Quarter Of) A Day’s Work
Continuing our theme of doggy dietary habits, this next dog is like the Joey Chestnut of canines. He’s giving that human competitive eater a run for his money, and hopes to take home first prize someday! However, you better believe that he wasn’t only eating hot dogs. After all, what would a dog’s diet be without a slew of non-food items?
All In A (Quarter Of) A Day’s Work
At least this pup is aiming to have a balanced breakfast. He’s got the five major food groups covered; leather, plastic, paper, meatballs, and regret. You can tell he has a LOT of regret by the expression on his face. I guess that credit cards aren’t the easiest to digest.
Ellie The Easter Puppy
Ellie has apparently been browsing the web to find out how to make her coat glossier. But it looks like she took this beauty tip a little too far, and now her owners are going to have to pay for it. I don’t care how shiny her coat is, if her farts are that stinky then it’s not worth it!
Ellie The Easter Puppy
I think using a simple, dog-friendly conditioner would be a much better solution. That way she wouldn’t have to stay outside because she reeks so badly. Still, it looks like she thinks the final result is worth it. The pro of a shiny coat simply outweighed the con of stinky farts for this dog!
Lunch Is An Open Door
Dogs have interesting taste buds. They seem to enjoy consuming things that aren’t meant for consumption, and sometimes they just can’t hold themselves back. It doesn’t matter if the idea of what they want to eat would make the average human being barf. Sometimes what we think is stinky garbage looks and smells like a five-star gourmet dinner to a dog!
Lunch Is An Open Door
This german shepherd apparently had such an insatiable craving for diapers that he rushed into the bathroom and accidentally locked himself in. Dogs don’t exactly have the thumbs to turn the lock and let themselves out, so what did he do? Eat through the door, of course! Hey, it’s basically dessert.
We’re Sure Mom Doesn’t Appreciate It
The worst thing you could do is bother someone while they’re sleeping. Well, maybe not the WORST but it’s up there on the list of most annoying things that could happen. We let our pets get away with so many things that we wouldn’t give our fellow humans a pass for. If we were woken up in the middle of the night, only to find that someone is picking at our ears, we would go nuts.
We’re Sure Mom Doesn’t Appreciate It
But if a kitty is a culprit, it makes everything more tolerable. Imagine if animals could commit actual crimes…Instead of sending them to jail, they would just be scolded firmly for a few minutes and then would be allowed to go on their way.
Ruining the Purpose of the Roomba
The bow of shame says everything you need to know. This poopy pooch knows what he’s done, and he’s very sorry. He didn’t know the moving circle would make such a mess. He just really had to go. As much as this scene is giving us nightmares, it’s difficult to be upset at a face like that.
Ruining the Purpose of the Roomba
We’d probably give him a big hug and tell him everything is okay, even though it’s not. Then we’d see the horrific scene again and remember why we were angry in the first place. He’s learned his lesson though, he’ll never go anywhere near the weird robot. It seems to make everything he does seem ten times worse!
This Tiger Doesn’t Play by the Rules
It can’t be too much fun to get peed on by a tiger. You can’t even discipline them properly! The tiger is even looking at the camera like: “So what are you going to do about it?” We wonder how you would even reprimand a tiger…There isn’t really a way one can discipline one of the most dangerous wild animals out there.
This Tiger Doesn’t Play by the Rules
It’s like trying to get a lion on a vegan diet. It just goes against all the laws of nature. Shaking your finger and saying “NO NO NO” won’t work in this case. This tiger probably just got one less slab of meat that day. Now he knows that peeing on the guests is just plain rude and he should avoid doing it.
That Trick Isn’t Gonna Work
This chunky fella just wants to eat the tasty stuff. The lettuce just doesn’t satisfy his cravings. Maybe if he pretends to be sleeping, his mom will take away the greens. It’s like when we were kids and pretended to have a stomach ache to avoid eating brussel sprouts. Sometimes you just have to tell a white lie so you can live your life by YOUR standards.
That Trick Isn’t Gonna Work
Also, you have to admit that this lettuce makes for a nice hat. Instead of feeding him the greens, just make them into tiny lizard accessories and put a mirror in his cage. He will look so good every time he glances at himself in the mirror that he won’t be able to resist giving it a taste!
Confusing Motivation
“If I can’t have them, nobody can!” This fish isn’t playing around. He doesn’t want to share his food. You may think he’s trying to protect his babies, but no. He’s ruthless and cunning, and he’ll attack anyone who comes close to his dinner. Some may say he’s a bad parent, but he says otherwise. Would it be better if a stranger ate his babies? He’s honoring them by eating them himself.
Confusing Motivation
We say that’s what true love is all about. It may be a little different from what most people know and understand, but at least it’s something! Who are we to judge how a fish parent shows love for their children? If he cares for them so much that he wants to eat them, so be it!
Ginny is an Adventurous Girl
He’s a conniving little squirrel. He knows what he did, and he’s not apologizing for it. That smug look in his eye makes you wonder how much animals understand. You can’t help but believe he knew exactly what would happen, but chose to do it anyway. He wanted the thrill of the chaos that would entail when his owners tried to get him out.
Ginny is an Adventurous Girl
He’s an adventure seeker, he can’t help it. It’s quite a risk to take for such a small thrill. This cry for help should teach his owners to pay a little more attention to their furry little friend. Perhaps take him to the park once in a while, so he doesn’t act out in strange ways.
He’s Not Big on Books
What a proud dog. He had no idea how ironic what he did was. Usually taking the bait is a negative thing but he makes it seem like he’s the one in control. Satan might be out there setting traps for people and animals to fall in, but this dog said, “To hell with that!” He will not succumb to the fear of the devil, especially when it is in the form of a harmless book.
He’s Not Big on Books
The devil’s alluring words are no match for this hero. No creature with a face like that will ever go to hell, so we don’t think this dog has anything to worry about. If anything, he will just make that place somewhere to look forward to.
He Needs to Confess His Sins
People love to throw parties for our pets. It’s just a thing we do (to get more followers). There are even pet party planners out there. Did you know some people can even bless your pets? Wait, what? First, the dog peed on someone, ick. A little club soda will take that right out. But we have bigger things we need to understand.
He’s Confessing His Sins
Can we please discuss what a pet blessing is? This is a brand new reality show we haven’t seen yet. However, we would 100% binge it. Which denomination do you pick for your pet? Does Murphy have social media? We need to DM them for some answers.
Kittens Terrify Him
This cutie can get a pass for being such a wuss. He looks like he’s the type to run under the table during a thunderstorm. Not everyone can be brave. It’s just too funny that this giant dog is specifically afraid of kittens. Cats, no. The scary eyes and long claws of an adult cat have got nothing on those tiny fluffy newborns.
Kittens Terrify Him
Something about them makes this dog very uneasy, and he’s not sure what it is. Maybe it’s because they seem nice and harmless, but when he gets closer they hit his nose with their paw. He doesn’t like that very much. He prefers to stay very far away, where no little cats can use him as a toy.